DOCTOR MISS TRUNCHBULL . MATILDA Right. Indeed, sir. Go on, then! Vocal range: C3 - E4. [He tries and fails to pull his hat off, tugging on it several times.] RUDOLPHO And remember to be extremely careful. Yes, yes. . ACT 1. But I've got a baby! This story of a girl who dreams of a better . MATILDA: Forgotten by everyone, except that is.the Acrobat . ], CHILDREN MATILDA Mrs Phelps! . We never thought it was possible, I'm not crying because it's sad. And even if you put in heaps of effort, A weakling? MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. "It is our destiny ". MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. RUDOLPHO The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? MRS WORMWOOD You can read words. . Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! Don't be pathetic! An exception. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. MATILDA TOMMY MR WORMWOOD A contract is a contract is a contract! Good Lord, woman, have you started already? Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. One look at my face and it's plain to see. What is it? B-R-O-O-C-E! To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Every life is a miracle! . Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation? All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? MISS HONEY, dazed, follows the dance as best she can. We have everything . The most common thing in life is life . As long as you dont know it with the volume up. Oh, yeah. A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. See how they shine? MISS TRUNCHBULL turns off the screens with a remote and wheels around, holding a magnifying glass. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Look at him go! Even me. And remember to be eXtremely careful. A life. How does that sound? Where is the maggot known as Nigel? Gender: Female Range: D5 - C4 This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. No one's going to look if you don't stand out. To fetch a pail of water. said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. I can pretend I'm an . Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. So, erm . MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! Don't take me to Chokey! [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. . Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. But here it is, coming true: Alice Alternate . The more that you try, But if I try I can remember, Matilda Wormwood. Bambinatum! abilities. One times two is two. I think I'm gonna keep this on. I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! ], MISS HONEY There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. What is your name? google_color_text="5F6A72"; Between you and it, Listen to this: "It was the best of times. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". MRS PHELPS . MISS HONEY Matilda The Musical is the multi-award winning musical from the Royal Shakespeare Company, inspired by the beloved book by the incomparable Roald Dahl.. With book by Dennis Kelly and original songs by Tim Minchin, Matilda The Musical is the story of an extraordinary little girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. . Every day starts with the tick of a clock. The condition is characterised by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue, and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing, or any warning at all. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Well done, Bogtrotter. BIG KIDS I'm the best! MATILDA [to MISS HONEY] You don't! The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. But when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. Matilda's slightly older brother. STREAM NOW. [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. DOCTOR . . An idiot? Yes. AMANDA I am a princess! ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Ahh! They sits and unpack their bags. No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. COUPLE 2 MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. It's very quaint, it's very sweet, amanda, hortensia Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. What you know matters less You fool! MATILDA grabs her books and runs off the front of the stage. Last week, I read quite a few. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. . BRUCE My mummy says I'm a miracle, MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112. And now she's after me! I don't know. but i'm his little soldier! . Just knock on the door . What am I gonna do? You're not a little girl. MISS HONEY MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). Oh, my good Lord. Hortensia Buckets is a character in Matilda the Musical, As an acceded extra Hortensia appears in the following song "School Song" "Bruce "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up(reprise)" "Miracle" Jessica Adair Daisy Brophy Shyanne Sanders Oonagh Cox Fleur Houdijk Katie Lee Lauren Henson (September 2017-Present) Vaidile Jonikas (September 2017-Present) Isabella Aleppo (March 2018 . MISS HONEY Oh, let's put it this way. . He's over there, under those coats. The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use. MATILDA google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; He's my dance partner. Smile for mummy, smile for mother. You're just wasting energy, Yes. These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. MRS WORMWOOD . Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor? Bruce! Every life I bring into this world She'll call a truce, Bruce. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. . MR WORMWOOD Inspired by the twisted genius of renowned children's author, Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical is a captivating musical masterpiece that revels in the . February 24th 2023. . Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. Nine times two is eighteen. . The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. "Bambinatum est magitum." See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. . LAVENDER MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. . This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. What have I told you about wearing pigtails? Three times two is six. Like you, I was (Q) curious, ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] That lady? Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. Semi-Spanish gown You gotta get up! I think they just fit. Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . MATILDA And it's made of spikes and wood. MR WORMWOOD It's just a door. What are you waiting for? What's wrong with the telly? MATILDA MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. From offstage, MISS TRUNCHBULL blows on her whistle. As me. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. MR WORMWOOD Just you wait for phys-ed! The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; . You . MRS PHELPS enters. They line up at the back of the stage. "Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, someone like the kind, courageous people in her books." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. MATILDA Have to admit . Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. If I let this little girl fall? The table stops and the hands hit the ground. MATILDA Leave it alone, Jenny. This calls for a proper smoke. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. My name is Miss Honey. And if it's not right, The subsequent fall was inevitable. Oh, my hair! . You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. Yes. It's just a story. But the "tomato" is a very good word. We can have our cake and it it too! BIG KID [TAYLOR] MRS WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD . Each newborn life a canvas yet unpainted, . MR WORMWOOD What's the matter, Bogtrotter? I don't want green hair. MISS HONEY [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? MISS HONEY Nothing will change. google_ad_width=120; What about the Russians? Yes. But I didn't do anything. Well, Matilda Wormwood. . [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. Matilda - Musical. Oh no, Headmistress. She holds the hat out to him. MRS WORMWOOD Each has important lines and solos, and some have featured dance moments as well. Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet, and roared in appreciation! We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . Past Alice. He flails around the stage.] The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. 22. . Perhaps I'll wait. You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare, but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy. These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. Well, this crime took place before school started. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. BRUCE Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Ladies and gentlemen! Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. This must confirm, Bruce, MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. Look at this. CHILDREN I did! I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] CHILDREN I can feel it in my hips. He stands up on a block. MRS WORMWOOD [He throws the cigarette into the audience.] Oh, it will only take a moment. DOCTOR RUDOLPHO . Six times two is twelve. Stuff it in. New York, NY, Linda Ray Because basically a sentence is just a big bunch of words. MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! This still, unbroken skin, They're individual! What? Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! MRS WORMWOOD . He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Bruce lets out a truly enormous burp, but really, really enormous, it goes on for ever. "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! "tomato"? Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! He's eaten it all. Yourself, Matilda? If you want to throw the hammer for your country. But it's a truth empirical In a musical, in the second act, there's often . The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. MISS TRUNCHBULL You're almost finished. . She holds up the final "10". It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Do you think I altered my intended elevation? bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. 24. Like hell! "I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.". Great, big, question-asking . Living with her horrible, not-always-lawful family means Matilda doesn't get the attention and love she deserves. Sixteen times two is thirty-two. Matilda's been here all morning. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. No! Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] . ( 3.5 stars) Behold a . Yeah! Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, Is she here? Did I let myself go. What am I thinking? Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. . The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. . That's not fair! One should avoid confrontation when possible. But I . If you sit around and let them get on top, you NIGEL ALL COUPLES: What? . And that's not right. Gender: Female. Ah-ah-aah-ah Somewhere along the way, my dear, Music Theater. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Well, this isn't my room at all! 11. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. . . BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. One look at my face, and it's plain to see. You could have heard a fly burp. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! He's part Italian, you know. All escapes start with the click of a lock. Words Of Wisdom. She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? MISS HONEY MISS TRUNCHBULL Description. MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. Specialness is de rigueur. MR WORMWOOD Every life is a miracle! You can be all cynical, Look at mummy. NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! "Time is on our side. The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. MATILDA Four times two is eight. I'll tell you something. MRS PHELPS: Oh, so it has a happy ending after all! That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . Please! . off to prison you both shall go!". We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah She misses me so much. I'll tell you when you are full. . . Set in 1765, during the reign of Louis XV, an epic adventure based in part on a well-known French legend. Is a miracle! One look at my face and it's plain to see. There's, erm . ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Oh, Matilda! MISS HONEY Before my happy days were over, Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . 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