I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? A Black Comedy by nonjon. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Professor, something is poking my bum. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. Munga. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. What's this racket? This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. PEEVES! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Harry didnt want to react this way. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Develop your characters. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. He has no shame. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. by snarkysweetness. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. Or even just one page. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. "Well at least we know Potter's an . [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. What are they doing here? [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Why should he feel bad about that? Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. 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On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Strange, but consensual. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Lots of sex. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. Community content is available under. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Book 6, Brotherhood. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. It would explain a lot. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. 7. PEEVES! Dont worry, however. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. Work Search: Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. Keep an eye on your inbox. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. - " --", . Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. . Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Destiny is not written in stone It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. Hermione broke the hug. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. 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